What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:16
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Dementia risk begins in childhood, not old age, scientists warn - PsyPost
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Do wild animals often enter the house in Australia?
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
CVS closing 271 stores, including 3 locations in Upstate NY - Syracuse.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Asteroid 2024 YR4 Could Strike the Moon: NASA’s Webb Telescope Warns - The Daily Galaxy
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Windows Snipping Tool now lets you create animated GIF recordings - BleepingComputer
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Do older women know what they want?
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
How Can AI Researchers Save Energy? By Going Backward. - Quanta Magazine